Carguy 

A guy who really like cars. Not because they are expensive, but that they are happiness energy source.

Friend 1- Yoooo! You you saw the lamborghini?
Friend 2- Wait! Holly shit!
Friend 1- Yeah, I know
Friend 2- Is that a Supra?!
Friend 1- Oh yeah..Carguy XD

Carguy by Car4dude April 26, 2020

Car guy 

Breaks parts not hearts
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.

(car goes flying by)
Guy 1: "Hey, car guy going to another meet."
Guy 2: "I've been one of those meets, car guys everywhere."

Car guy by car_loving_guy January 20, 2021

Car Guy 

A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.

Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.

After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift

When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again

Car Guy has driven further than Mike.

Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.

"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy

Car Guy by ben slow December 18, 2012

non car guy 

A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.

The non car guy thought his 2005 V6 mustang was fast

non car guy by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018

Cargument

Cargument- An argument in a car, usually between Steve McGarret and Danno from the hit CBS show Hawaii Five-0

(In the Car during a cargument)

Steve: (yelling at Danno)
Danno: (Yeling at Steve)

Cargument by hawaii five-0 fanatic June 22, 2011

catguyplant 

the only person capable of reducing the entire school population with a mere glance

*germany exists*
catguyplant: germany's really starting to piss me off

catguyplant by lord_marqq November 11, 2019

cargoyle 

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.

Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.

cargoyle by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008