cargoyle 

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.

Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.

cargoyle by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008

cargoyle 

The deliberate act of mounting the hood of a car, squatting like a gargoyle and taking a shit on it. This act can either be performed in public or in private. The person performing the act must be still, as not to be noticed, but watching like a gargoyle. When done right, this can be absolutely hilarious.

Jake sat inside on the couch unkowingly, while mike dropped his pants and everyone laughed as he pulled off the infamous cargoyle on his Honda Civic.

cargoyle by Andy Hesterman December 30, 2007

carboyle 

A glass bottle used during prohibition to collect and grow the yeast starter for moonshine. Originating in southern Appalachia, they are notable for their pungent odors reminiscent of latrines.

Whew boy Jed, come here n get a whiff of this here carboyle. It's smellin riper than the bucket uh rotted hog jowls

carboyle by the archivist July 31, 2020