Carew

One who is awkward and cringing despite rating themselves as a social adonis. Regularly found using a fake laugh in public, pumping extra volume into it to ensure everybody knows they are in the room. Usually ends nights bashing the hammer, claiming to mates that they took someone home and did the deed until sunrise.

Person 1: 'Who invited that guy? He's such a Carew'
Person 2: 'Yeah what a cock'

Carew by Reigatians Clubman November 17, 2014

Carew Tower 

The tallest building in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio. It is around 49 stories (or floors) high. The most interesting thing about the Carew Tower is that the Empire State Building in New York was modeled directly after the Carew Tower. The only difference is, the Carew Tower is brown, and the Empire State Building is gray and twice as tall. This large Cincinnati skyscraper features the American Flag on its top spire, and a shopping mall on its first two floors.

The Carew Tower was completed in 1931.

Carew Tower by The Midwestrn Soldier December 10, 2004

Carew Castle 

An old castle from the fuedal era, build by Sir nicholas carew, is located in wales

that castle is awesome

thats Carew castle

Carew Castle by Padraig666 May 14, 2010

Carew Tower 

Actually, the closest inspiration for the Empire State Building was the Rand Building in Buffalo, both of which were designed by the architectural firm Shreve, Lamb & Harmon. The Carew Tower was designed by Walter W. Ahlschlager. Plus, the Empire State Building is also brown; it is clad in the same Indiana limestone that the Carew Tower is.

I wish that I were big enough to use the Carew Tower as a dildo.

Carew Tower by Midwestrn Soldier March 28, 2005

Grim Carew 

A football player (initially referred to John Carew), who has the unique ability to score a goal at whim, regardless of the skill of the goalkeeper.

1. Shit, we need to score.. give it to Grim Carew!
2. Oh shit, Grim Carew's got the ball near our goal, let's just hope we can equalise if he gets subbed off.

Grim Carew by sagleet June 11, 2008

Rod Carew 

To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without ever touching a boob.

Named after a Latino baseball player who played second base from 1967-1985. Often used by Latinos who are notoriously lazy, this is the quickest way to get to sex while still keeping the girl interested.

Brian: How did that date with that girl go last night?

Fernando: She had these tiny little titties, so I went for the Rod Carew. She totally bought it and I was out of there in like 15 minuets.

Rod Carew by Robert W July 21, 2008

john carew 

cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea or 'brew' often shortened to simply a john

1- put the kettle on i could do with a john carew
2 - yea i really need a john

john carew by leonf1 March 13, 2011