care package 

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

I just got a care package from my baby momma.

care package by thesanitycruzer May 17, 2011

Care Package 

When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:
1.) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)
2.) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc)

Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.

I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened!

"I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers."

Care Package by GO DJ HaKa April 22, 2018

Care Package 

A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

"Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look"

Care Package by Dargonball January 3, 2018

care package 

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

care package by Alias707 November 21, 2016

Care Package Glitch

A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.

Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....

Care Package Glitch by yinklealpha February 12, 2010

Care package whore 

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.

person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that

Care package whore by codbosucks January 13, 2011

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

care package friend by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018