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cardenas
A very smelly Ladd. This motherfucker needs a bath. A Cardenas can be found in the club fuckin bitches, but only the drunk, fat ones. A Cardenas has an average penis but if you don't mind being disappointed, the sex is great.
cardenas by tht one nigga November 12, 2013
Cardenas
Cardenas by Miguel Sancheese June 8, 2026
Garcia Lopez de Cardenas
Garcia Lopez de Cardenas by thePSAT October 18, 2014
dirty cardenas
when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.
dirty cardenas by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009
Mr. Cardenas
Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.
Mr. Cardenas by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020
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