The term "caravanned" is similar to the meaning of words such as hammered or the less colloquial term: intoxicated. The phrase means to be completely incapable of normal thinking due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Friend 1: "How did you spend your study leave before your exams?"
Friend 2: "Aww mate I got absolutely fucking caravanned like every weekend, it was so fucking good I tell ya!"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.