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Car to car 

An activity that hooligans take part in that involves going from one car to the next in hopes of finding one door that is unlocked and stealing some interesting paraphernalia.
Hick 1: Look at those three teenagers going car to car, I'm going to take off my shirt and follow them with my truck.

Hick 2: K, just let me put on my zebra print pajamas and i'll be out in a jiffy.

Hick 1: Sweet, we're not gunna let those thugs engage in any inappropriate shenanigans.
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car to table shoes 

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
Word of the Day on November 7, 2018

car to bar shoes 

Shoes which look great in the shops but walking around in can be painful. Therefore they are good only for going from a car (ie Taxi) directly to the bar, hence "car to bar" Having to walk around from the subway or so is murder.
Those stilettos are great, but they are strictly car to bar shoes.
car to bar shoes by Seanasty February 1, 2007

Me To Car 

A car that lots of people drive. If you are nerdy about cars like I am and you enjoy looking at cars on your daily drives these are the cars that are commonly seen on the road.

It's like when you are telling your friend what car you drive and your friend says "Oh, me to." Me To Cars vary from region to region. These cars are not always terrible cars, and many of them I would gladly drive, but they are not exactly exclusive. Me To Cars even exist among the luxury market. Some common examples of Me to Cars in my area include; Honda Civic, Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla, Toyota Camry, Ford Taurus (older model) Volkswagen Jetta, Nissan Altima, Dodge Neon, Infiniti G Series, Lexus ES (old model) Mercedes C-Class (old model) Acura TL etc...

So if you're very rich, you have money to through around, and or you want to stand out it might not hurt to ask yourself "Is this a Me To Car?"
Person #1: I am so much better than all of you. I have a tripped out Honda Accord in my garage.

Person #2: Really? Me to.

Person #1: Say what?

Person #2: Dude you got a Me To Car...like tons of people have those.
Me To Car by SillySort May 27, 2010

race car to the face 

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"
"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"
race car to the face by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

To clown car it 

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.
Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.
To clown car it by Brother Joe August 8, 2005
Word of the Day on August 12, 2005

muddin and to the car wash 

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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