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When a simp is sexuality attracted to their car enough to put their dick in the tailpipe because they can't get laid by a real woman.
Dude, did you know Jerry hasn't had sex for so long that he had car sex!
Car Sex by Carlover360 November 7, 2020
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Intercourse that happens inside a car, truck, van, or any type of motor vehicle (space permitting). When administered correctly, it is possibly the best sex you could ever have.
"I had car sex the other day with my boyfriend, Neill and it was amazing! I came like 9 times!"
Car Sex by Fenix_451 May 12, 2009
There are many ways to engage in intercourse with a car; one merely has to be creative enough.
The man was busy having sex with his car, and was not able to react in time when a little boy stepped into the road; the car and the man died, the little boy survived.
car sex by Vee Are Are Schee October 24, 2003
Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex
Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.
Car Sex by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

car sex 2 

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.
I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....
car sex 2 by LazyLow November 1, 2019

car sex 2 

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.
car sex 2 by LazyLow November 1, 2019

race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
race car sex by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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