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I’m great at car fun
Car fun by Fred678 March 22, 2023
Every road trip has a fun car and a bum car. Fun car is the car where people are clearly having a good time in each other's company.
Person 1 in the Bum Car: I am sure that those guys are having a good time.

Person 2 in the Bum Car: Of course! They are in Sreya and Yashu's car. That is the FUN CAR!
fun car by nehamalhotra23 March 5, 2016

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

two-car funeral 

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed
two-car funeral by vanderpol August 29, 2010

funny car 

A 6,000 horsepower hellride with a wretched treacherous noise
If your real bad youll watch without plugging your ears.
You have to be hardcore to do it

funny car 

A carload of gay males heading for a night out at their favorite hangout
You go down by the lavender kitty round about 9, 10pm, and you can watch all the funny cars compete in the "drag races", ha ha !
funny car by ken taylor January 27, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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