7 definitions by ken taylor
The simple act of being unemployed,or being financially challenged or just plain broke as a joke. Theory being that it is impossible to enjoy yourself without any ends, finance, or money.
by ken taylor December 7, 2004
A mystical extra terrestrial being, who visits motel rooms by night, casting spells that put women to sleep in a rigid, catatonic fetal position, making it impossible for the guy, who sprung for the room, to score a piece of ass. The spell is only broken by daylight or checkout time, upon which the woman awakens in a non-horny, pissed off, "drive me home now", state.
"I shoulda not did the movie and just fed Elaine, cause by the time I got her to the modie, and got her naked, the grim sleeper came by, and it was lights out til my four hours were up".
by ken taylor December 27, 2005
The male act of placing the penis in either a feamale's asscrack or between the breasts, and achieving an orgasm. Beneficial to both parties in that the male gets his rocks off and the female does not have to worry about swallowing anything or pregnancy.
Jada's in college and she don't want any kids right now, and she don't give head, but if she didn't let me play tucky fucky, I'd drop her like a bad habit
by ken taylor December 28, 2005
You go down by the lavender kitty round about 9, 10pm, and you can watch all the funny cars compete in the "drag races", ha ha !
by ken taylor January 27, 2005
1. Bruce Wayne's faithful Ward, who was Batman's sidekick, until his untimely death in either a comic book or one of those crap ass Batman movies.
2. A fellow that balls all the ladies
he can, leaving none for his friends.
2. A fellow that balls all the ladies
he can, leaving none for his friends.
1. Dick Grayson lived with Bruce Wayne and Aunt harriet at stately Wayne Manor.
2. What? you balled Carolyn? Even though I was hitting on her? Damn! you're a real Dick Grayson!
2. What? you balled Carolyn? Even though I was hitting on her? Damn! you're a real Dick Grayson!
by ken taylor December 15, 2004
by ken taylor December 4, 2004
In the game of marbles, the positioning of the clenched hand, with the thumb inverted into the clenched fingers, which propels a marble toward the target group of marbles. So called because of the hand resembling the common masturbation technique utilized by men, and because of the thumbs insertion into the "hole" resulting from the clenched position of the hand and fingers.
by ken taylor January 3, 2005