Car battery 

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

Car battery by no problem bruh August 24, 2017

car battery 

An item usually employed in the powering of automobiles; throwing one into the ocean is considered beneficial to the environment and fauna, as one user from Quora states

mateusz: hey bro i heard it's legal in the us to throw a car battery into the ocean, let's do it
jake: hell yeah i read on quora a guy said it's good for the ocean or some shit

car battery by gardenfighterjet September 23, 2021

car battery 

the act of auto abuse

Becoming increasingly more common than grand theft auto is car battery.

car battery by concentrated oj February 19, 2008

car battery 

A battery to power an automobile, used often as an acquatic fauna rejuvenator, also its good in all cases.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you, sorry, it's just that the stress you're putting on me is astronomica-
Boyfriend: car battery
Girlfriend: this is why i'm cheating on you with bradley you useless reprobate
Boyfriend car battery (derogatory)

car battery by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ June 26, 2023

Car battery masturbate 

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

Car battery masturbate by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Detroit car battery 

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

Detroit car battery by yessahh August 20, 2008

used car batteries 

Put.
In.
The.
Ocean.
Now.
Bich.

YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME FOR THE USED CAR BATTERIES ELECTRIC EELS

used car batteries by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021