Capybarium 

A new ore found in the depths of the inner core. It was forged 700 million years ago because of earthquakes shaking a river and making a big enough water flowing system so it reached the core. Capybaras also may have very very tiny amounts of it.

Studies show that capybarium had been recently discovered about. No one knows where it had came from.

Capybarium by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

capybaraman62 

very cool capybara

hey have you heard about capybaraman62?
yeah hes so cool

capybaraman62 by psyond June 8, 2022

Capybarification 

The action or process of adopting attributes of or amassing personal interests related to capybaras

Someone may undergo capybarification by resting outside with an orange on their head, calmly sitting atop an alligator as it swims, or by using "Okay, now I pull up" as a ringtone.

Capybarification by Kingmanmahawk August 4, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022