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Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.
Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

captain x cap

a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap
yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!

Captain Caps Lock 

Refers to any one who types in all capital letters

Captain Caps Lock 

Often used as a funny comment in internet forums to criticize users who post in all capital letters.
User1: HELP ME WITH PROBLEM FOOBAR
User2: Ah, captain Caps Lock and the Shift Crew been here...

Captain Capital 

Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.

It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.
1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
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Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?
Captain Capital by iHumpMilfs February 23, 2013

Captain Capeman 

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
Captain Capeman by retro October 23, 2003