Captain SS 

Also known as Rick Rea

Person 1: Dude look its gay rick

Person 2: No dude that Captain SS

Rick: *sobs* Now I have to go self suck myself

Person 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAHA

Captain SS by Captain SS March 6, 2009

CaptainSauce 

One of the best youtubers on youtube,
If not the best!!

Fluflles:Do you know who CaptainSauce is?
Kevin:Yes he is the best youtuber!

CaptainSauce by Totally_random_person_69 October 15, 2019

Captains Handshake 

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

Captains Handshake by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

CaptainSauce 

One of the best youtubers on youtube,
If not the best!!

Fluflles:Do you know who CaptainSauce is?
Kevin:Yes he is the best youtuber!

CaptainSauce by Totally_random_person_69 October 15, 2019

captains poke 

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

captains poke by spideyskin May 25, 2021

The Captains Wheel 

When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)

the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess

The Captains Wheel by AZ and Marty July 28, 2011

Captainsparklez 

The best youtuber alive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.

Captainsparklez is better than you.

Captainsparklez by DontTalkToMePeasants November 15, 2016