Captain Morgan Stance

1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.

2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.

1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?

2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.

by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

by Conz313 June 12, 2009

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

Captain Morgan That Shit

When you do the Captain Morgan Stance at random times and in random places usually for pictures.

Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009

captain morgans rum

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.

once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.

by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008

Captain Morgans' Revenge

...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.

1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!

by Johannarin October 23, 2011