Captain Bitch 

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

Captain Bitch by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Bitch captain 

Cody Conrad

You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain

Bitch captain by Queefcookies March 7, 2017

Captain Save a Bitch 

When someone tries to jump into a situation and be the hero, when it is completely unnecessary.

Justin tried to be Captain Save a Bitch when I put Lauren on blast for stealing my Atari games.

Captain Save a Bitch by quest224 July 18, 2009

captain fuck a bitch 

A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.

I saw Captain fuck a bitch on rocky hill last night with another bitch!

captain fuck a bitch by The Captain06 May 3, 2014