The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021
You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain
by Queefcookies March 08, 2017
by quest224 July 18, 2009
A senior that has had many sexual adventures with women in his Fj Cruiser. Most people tend to avoid sitting in the back seat do to certain "stains" on the seats. This person does not have sex with just one group of girls but a wide variety. Must have an overall sex count of 51 to qualify. Fat, ugly, or freshmen do not count.
by The Captain06 March 25, 2014