Captain Balls 

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

Captain Balls by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

captain saggy balls 

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

captain saggy balls by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

Captain Scratch Balls by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

Captain Scratch Balls by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Captain Ballsack 

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

Captain Ballsack by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

Captain H-Ball 

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

Captain H-Ball by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022