Capne

Acne on someones head (or slang 'cap'). Pimples on one's cap.

What are you complaining about capne for, bro? I've got sacne and shaftne to worry about.

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

Capn

A hot guy with nothing better to do that sit in his room and chat on the internet all day.

Capn what did you do today?
Nothing. (litteraly)
Really?
Yeah, just chatting with some of the guys that's all.

by bunny September 24, 2003

Capn' and Captain

The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.

I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.

by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009

CAPN

an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.

It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.

CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.

by CAPN November 9, 2004

capn' crunch

a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.

That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.

by Officer Reppert November 5, 2003

capn crint

A extremely weird person who likes to lick penis and shove his feet up his asshole

Clint salter is a capn crint...

by aaaassssddddd January 22, 2010

Capn floatus

Hot pirate capn from the hit game floatus

Bro I just saw capn floatus im busti

by XxHooliganGamer78xX May 9, 2023