Capashitty

Its the amount of poop you can hold it and the time that you can hold it in for.

Man 1: Hey whats your Capashitty
Man 2: 5 hours maximum bro. After that i lose it!

by fungusshit October 7, 2009

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.

CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”

by Throwawayurbandictionary July 2, 2021

Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger

Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.

by bopgirl February 12, 2010

capassity

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.

I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019