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A complete dunce; A human who is unable to complete easy tasks that require common knowledge
"Look at that absolute canz over there"
"yeah hes stupid"
Canz by the togmeister March 6, 2023
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Something you call a blue-eyed, blond person who just called you a mongoloid.
So what's your fucking point? You ugly, disgusting, fucking ugly disgusting, fucking barbarian smelly piece of shit? You wanna talk racism? I can be way more racist than you angloid. What fucking civilizations did angloids ever fucking have? They needed the Romans to fuck all of you in your ass to give you any civilization; the Romans gave you civilization, you never had any of your own. You stupid angloid fucking barbarian. You smelly bitch. You wanna be racist? I can be way more racist...towards your people! You wanna talk shit about Asians? What the fuck do you have on Asia, huh?! You have nothing, 'cause you're a canzcuck bitch!
Canzcuck by AnotherAngloid November 12, 2021
canzcuck is an offensive word used to describe a white blonde blue eyed person who prides himself over his race thinking that he or she is superior but however, if you were to look at the northern germanic tribes all you see is nothing but genocide and looting.
SHUT UP CANZCUCK!!! Italy won the uefa 2021.
canzcuck by X3s_52 October 7, 2021
this word means song bird in Italy and it is the last name of an amazing, beautiful, smart, funny person. i was lucky enough to meet her in third grade and we have been best friends ever since. we have so many inside jokes and i love her so much.

-someone wuw <3 (030)
fare tu conoscere aurora canzoneri?
canzoneri by ish meh freins February 17, 2017
To say something stupid, named after Oregonian columnist John Canzano.
Wow, you really pulled a Canzano there.
Canzano by Longlivethepit March 7, 2010
A bad bitch that will beat your ass in a heartbeat if you try her the wrong way.
Ex. Canzis will beat yo ass.
canzis by Stopppp January 27, 2017
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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