Canon Clown 

An extreme fan of the official Star Wars Canon content such as the infamous sequel trilogy of movies or the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020), for examples.
Sometimes Canon Clowns are bold or stupid enough to say that the Star Wars EU sucks, which it does not.

Some canon fan: "Hurr Durr Legends sucks Canon rocks"
Anyone with a brain: "You canon clowns can't be taken seriously."

Canon Clown by 5uprEmakMut March 23, 2021

Clown Canon 

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

Clown Canon by maggafun November 4, 2022

Clown Cannon 

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

Clown Cannon by LichenLichen April 28, 2024