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Canon Clown

An extreme fan of the official Star Wars Canon content such as the infamous sequel trilogy of movies or the TV show Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008-2020), for examples.
Sometimes Canon Clowns are bold or stupid enough to say that the Star Wars EU sucks, which it does not.
Some canon fan: "Hurr Durr Legends sucks Canon rocks"
Anyone with a brain: "You canon clowns can't be taken seriously."
by 5uprEmakMut March 23, 2021
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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
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