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cannibus sativa 

The plant that marijuana is made from
cannibus sativa by bo September 13, 2003

cannabis sativa

a plant containing the delta 9 tetra-hydro-cannabinol chemical, a defense mechanism that temporarily poisons little creatures that attempt to consume the plant's budding flowers
That bunny started tripping after it attacked my cannabis sativa plant.
cannabis sativa by Zyrcon May 21, 2004

Cannabis Sativa

Otherwise Known As: Marijuana, Weed, Green, Chop, Dope, Gunja, Reefer, Roach, Pot etc.
Method: There are many different ways of smoking weed, the most common being in a bong, pipe or joint (otherwise known as a ‘Blunt’, ‘Doobie’ or ‘Spliff’), you can also eat it by itself of mixed into muffins, biscuits, brownies or any other sweet baked treat.
Reaction Time: Smoking: Near Instant, Eating: 20-40 Minutes.
Effects: Green is one of the best drugs, in my personal opinion, ever. It is a very good start-out drug, as it has a very mellow, calming affect, it is the most “soft” illegal drug known at this point, and it is impossible (at this point in time) to overdose. When you are high on this drug, you feel different than normal, and this is accentuated more depending on how much you have/can handle. Sometimes you can ‘trip’ which basically (very basically, as it can be different for everyone) means your mind can float off on a tangent, and not return for some time, whether this be minutes, seconds, or hours (although this has never really been proven as your perception of time also tends to change with the help of dope). No one’s reaction is the same, and no one will get the same effects. Best advice is to try it out and just see what happens.
Once when I was stoned I said

"Yeah yeah, we'll have more, in an hour or half an hour... whichever one comes first."

That's Cannabis Sativa.

Cannabis Sativa

The most common weed found. This weed originated from South America (i'm pretty sure) and is a more stoned/blazed high, where-as the Indica high is more mellow but equally as good.
Cannabis Sativa by Root January 8, 2003

Cannabis H. Sativa 

a phrase used by ganja users to express disappointment, a play on the traditional Jesus H. Christ
Dad: Suzy, did you take the dog for a walk yet?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
Cannabis H. Sativa by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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