cane toad 

Anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

Originates from the sugar cane toad, a native Hawaiian toad that was introduced to Australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.

Guy 1: Did you see that new guy from Japan? He doesn't even speak English, but in a week he's already been promoted to head of our department and I hear he's knocked up the VP.

Guy 2: What a total cane toad.

cane toad by Twiggy August 4, 2005

cane toad 

Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.

Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.

cane toad by JaxCrackers June 30, 2018

cane toad 

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

cane toad by Sveiven November 13, 2006

Cane Toad

1. The animal native to Northern Australia and some other places in the world.
2. A way to describe the looks of an unattractive woman from Northern Australia, particularly North Queensland.

"Oi mate, look at Sheila!"
"Ah, fuck off, you daft cunt! I'm not gonna have a date with her with the way she's lookin'! Looks like a fackin' Cane Toad!"

Cane Toad by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Canetoad

An Australianism or Aussieism for someone that resides or is born in Queensland.
Comes originally from a football war between two Australian States, Queensland and New South Wales.
People from New South Wales are also referred to as Cockroaches, also because of the football war.

The Canetoads are gonna kick the Cockroaches ass this State of Origin match.

Canetoad by Woohzal March 11, 2008

Anorexic Canetoad 

An Australian sexual practise. You sneak up on your sleeping girlfriend and holding the top and bottom of your ntusack with both hands, stretch your balls over her face, from her forehead down to her mouth. This way she wakes up to see an Anorexic Canetoad draped over her face

Shelia: "Jezus, what that fuck is that?!"

Bloke: "You've got an Anorexic Canetoad on your face, love"

Anorexic Canetoad by thepinksockadvocate May 21, 2009