Paint chips. Derived from the occurrence of physical and mental problems in children who were ignorant of the dangers of ingesting dried flakes of lead-based house paint, claiming to have eaten "wall candy" is an indication of possible induced pathological stupidity. See Penny Arcade, 1999 Oct 18, "Boob Raider".

Tycho: "You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh."
Gabe: "You mean wall candy?"
-- Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins

Wall Candy by Dr. O July 17, 2003

Related Words

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wall candy

Lead paint

"You ate lead paint as a child didn't you?"
"What, wall candy?"

wall candy by Cheezu$ June 21, 2003

wall-candy

Same as wall candy

Meaningless 'pretty-pretty' art.

That is some expensive and shallow wall-candy

wall-candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

Wall Candy

When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.

"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"

Wall Candy by MarcLittle February 2, 2009

wall candy

First heard March 2005. Term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually mass produced by a 'sell-out' artist.

same as wall-candy

£300 for that painting of a daisy? It's just wall-candy. Must have taken about 30 minutes to paint.

wall candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

Wallet Candy by punterm49 February 8, 2015

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026