Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 30, 2019

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong November 11, 2015