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candy land

The miracle land where all types of candy can be found. Some items are even made of candy. This candy can be the sweet, made of sugar kind, or the mind-fucking, only found in some parts of mexico kind.
Guy 1: Dude, I went to frickin' candy land last night.
Guy 2: Holy crap bro, how was it?
Guy 1: Totally trippy!
by Mexican Tripper December 9, 2008
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Candy Land

Fun Games that you play with your partner...
1. I was playing candy land with my girlfriend, and she went to peppermint forest with her tongue.

2. I stuck my cock in her ass and got molasses swamp.

3. Last night i was with my GF and her and i went to Candy Land and i got all her sweets.
by Candymaker069 May 30, 2009
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a Candylander

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020
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candymandering

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!
by Sparty911 October 22, 2017
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Candyland

A slavery plantation owned by a very racist Leonardo DiCaprio, as seen in the movie "Django Unchained".
"I just got me a fine black woman from Candyland."
by Expert-TechShirt January 8, 2013
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Candyland

A geographical area of near-complete safety; and sometimes, as a result, very little "real" adventure- much like the gameplay in the classic board-game Candyland.

This term originated from Ultima Online, a massively-multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG, like World of Warcraft, etc), the term "Candyland" was given to a region "Trammel" where the player could not be killed by another player. Typically it was intended in a derogatory manner by aggressive players ("Player Killers" aka PK's) but could also be used in a neutral or positive tone.
I moved to a new neighborhood and now it's like I'm living in Candyland.
by rhadiem November 20, 2009
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Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.
"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."
by Lpqoc October 3, 2008
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