Candlyand Compendium 

This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.

kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.

Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.

Candlyand Compendium by Wilmot West February 23, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008