Canal Pal is generally a homosexual male that frequents the C/O canal hiking/biking path along the Potomac River in the DC area. Often found in pairs. Generally flamboyantly gay only exemplified by the power walking methods they use. One can normally recognize if they are out by the number of salmon colored Mazda Miatas or Honde Del Sols found in the parking lots near the canal.
"The fucking parling lot is full of fag wagons!!! Bet the tow path is crawling with god damn canal pals"
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.