Canadianitis: A virus spread through the air. Caught by too much intereraction with a canadian. Symptoms: infertility, confusion and "EH" tourettes syndrome. Has been known to cause fatalitys in severe cases
Dad:doctor my girl has Canadianitis we`ve got to get her to a hospital right away
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever
When cana-duh-ans walk around as if they're the most dignified & righteous people you'll ever see, ready to criticize & shame those that show an inkling of flaw.
Look at the cana-duh-an PM trudeau. His slight smile, his confidence & his carry of himself is full of disgusting self-deceiving canadignity that is easy to fall for. You almost trust the culture.
Watching hockey, drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle, and saying 'sorry' whenever someone punches you in the face, are all factors that contribute to one's canadity.