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Canadian Tire 

A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.
John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.
Canadian Tire by Tomato Head October 13, 2006

Canadian Tire 

A store in Canada that sells anything from car parts, to Christmas Trees, to lawnmowers, to coffee makers. The only thing Canadian Tire doesn't sell is furniture and food.

Most of their tools are either Mastercraft, Black & Decker or Skil brand tools.
I'm off to Canadian Tire to get a new socket set. Man the drill looks like it's a great buy...I think I'll get myself a new electric drill.
Canadian Tire by Glflegolas April 22, 2013

Canadian Tire money 

'Money' issued by the Canadian retail chain Canadian Tire as part of a customer loyalty program (similar to trading stamps). Notes of Canadian Tire Money are engraved, and have the feel of real money, although the notes are smaller than Canadian legal tender. Because of the wide presence of Canadian Tire stores across Canada, some other businesses in Canada will accept it as payment, and some Canadian eBay sellers also accept it. A widely known urban legend in Canada is the Canadian tourist (visiting the United States or elswhere) that convinces someone that Canadian Tire money is Canada's national currency, and uses it to pay off a debt.
The Ontarian will accept Canadian Tire money for payment of classified ads.

Dirty Canadian Tire

This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.

Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026