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Canadark

The fifth season in Canada. It's the same as winter, except there is no sunlight for 8 weeks. Its usually a bad time to be out because you can get attacked by polar bears, who basically run the country during Canadark.

The order goes: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and finally, Canadark.
Jim: Where are you? Its too dark in here
Frank: On the couch!
Jim: What are you doing this Canadark?
Frank: Im playing Halo 3 and getting laid.
Jim: Because the darkness hides your ugliness?
Frank: Exactly!
Jim: Have you seen my sister?
Frank: -grin-
by Vichissoise January 11, 2008
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Canadark Time Difference

a 45 minute time difference in which you gain 45 minutes when crossing the american boarder into Canada at any location.

American's are generally gullible to the ignorance of non-exsistant time change.
Wow guys, that Canadark Time Difference really has me jet lagged
by the apo February 25, 2011
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