Canadark 

The fifth season in Canada. It's the same as winter, except there is no sunlight for 8 weeks. Its usually a bad time to be out because you can get attacked by polar bears, who basically run the country during Canadark.

The order goes: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and finally, Canadark.

Jim: Where are you? Its too dark in here
Frank: On the couch!
Jim: What are you doing this Canadark?
Frank: Im playing Halo 3 and getting laid.
Jim: Because the darkness hides your ugliness?
Frank: Exactly!
Jim: Have you seen my sister?
Frank: -grin-

Canadark by Vichissoise January 11, 2008

Canadark Time Difference 

a 45 minute time difference in which you gain 45 minutes when crossing the american boarder into Canada at any location.

American's are generally gullible to the ignorance of non-exsistant time change.

Wow guys, that Canadark Time Difference really has me jet lagged

Canadark Time Difference by the apo February 25, 2011

canadank 

Canadank is an adjective describing any high quality marijuana strains coming from Canada. One of the most popular strains that is canadank is BC Bud

P1: Wheres that shit from?
P2: What??? Man this is canadank. Straight from BC bro.
P3: Nyce, load that mang.

canadank by DaNkredibleFulk December 2, 2005

Canadar

Pronounced ca-NAY-dar; The ability/gift of being able to detect Canadian in other people.

Whoa, did you see that beer-swilling, hockey dork? My Canadar is going off like nuts!

Canadar by Jeff Crocker December 30, 2008