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can i get a ride 

a question asked to kids of all ages of middle school by a little turn-eater with road kill on his head named jastin
when your parents pick up this little moucher he askes for a ride fto burbank so he doesnt have to use his bus tokens
can i get a ride by Korn911 April 19, 2005

Can i get a ride 

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
Can i get a ride by Korn911 April 19, 2005

I can't ride on that love 

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".
Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026