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Can't Guard Mike
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Someone you
literally
cannot guard,
not even
Michael Thomas'
blankets
can cover him.
Josh Norman got
benched
because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit
Norman
fucking
sucks.
by
maianis
December 24, 2019
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