Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.
by Lostgirl8685 November 03, 2020
by Half Pound Bobby January 28, 2014
A place where happiness goes do die. Locally know as “fuck that place” Camp Lejeune, NC is a Marine Corps base nestled into the gloriously hurricane prone coast line of the devils arm pit. With weather that will make you wish you live in such luxurious climates such as Rosie O'donnell‘s Asshole, Camp Lejeune boasts beautiful shore lines covered in sand trash and crack heads.
John: Fuck I got orders to Camp Lejeune, NC
Phillip: dude that sucks I’d rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
Phillip: dude that sucks I’d rather be stationed in 29 Palms!
by James McCrime Dog January 21, 2020
A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025