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Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

monkey calluses 

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.
Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.
monkey calluses by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Callsies 

"Callsies" is an expression used by a person when claiming something, like an object or a spot.
Person: *spots something they want* "Callsies!!"

Person: "I call callsies."

ass calluses 

boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair
... my ass calluses
ass calluses by fkn crash October 16, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026