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Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

monkey calluses 

Monkey calluses are calluses on the bottom part of your fingers. Usually got from climbing.
Bruh, those are some big monkey calluses.
monkey calluses by -__God__- December 19, 2018

Callsies 

"Callsies" is an expression used by a person when claiming something, like an object or a spot.
Person: *spots something they want* "Callsies!!"

Person: "I call callsies."

ass calluses 

boils on your ass from sitting at pc too much with a bad chair
... my ass calluses
ass calluses by fkn crash October 16, 2023