A child, usually named Callum, or Cal, that looks like a school shooter. Signs of being a callumbine range from sitting alone in a corner every lesson and break, and watching many videos containing guns.
Girl1: "what's up with Cal over there?"
Girl2: "I don't know, but I think he's becoming a bit of a Callumbine..."
Girl2: "I don't know, but I think he's becoming a bit of a Callumbine..."
by Curious peach December 13, 2016
Get the Callumbine mug.I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.
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Something Marilyn Manson shouldn't be blamed for.
by Duayna October 8, 2007
Get the Columbine mug.The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
by KHD June 11, 2003
Get the Columbine mug.what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.
by john gallione February 19, 2007
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Get the culinary columbine mug.A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)
The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!
by awex January 5, 2004
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