Calls 

Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:

a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity

Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.

Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria

Calls by Stickydragon January 17, 2024

calls to mind 

to remember something ( or to be remembered something by someone)

She was so brave that it calls to mind that famous heroine.

calls to mind by 123hdtre December 27, 2017

doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Duty calls 

It's an expression to say you've got to do something. To do your duty or when something reminds you to do your duty.

An simple example of this is:
When your you're chilling on a sofa and suddenly your baby starts crying and you gotta check it out, then you might say: Oops! Duty calls!!

Duty calls by Luiz Fernando January 29, 2009

Bock and Calls

secret lingo to write on someones property "cock and balls" without an adult realizing what it says.

The man wrote Bock and Calls on his friends binder in photography. When the teacher looked at it, he had no idea what it meant, yet the kids knew.

Bock and Calls by vols123456 November 11, 2009

What to do if someone calls you a pussy 

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

in/out calls 

a termed generally used by escort services in their ads. Meaning: the escort is able to go "out" to your home or hotel, or she offers her services "in" her home or hotel room she has for the time her services are offered.

Sizzling Blonde Babes. 36-24-36 Guaranteed pleasure. In/Out Calls Avail. 24 hours. 555-5555

in/out calls by adult sales rep June 22, 2006