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Call of Duty Tourette's 

When one is so pissed off by the other players mental deficiency, they scream random shit at the top of their lungs.
Me: Today, some asshole came up and knifed me and I couldn't help but shout FRED DURST!

Friend: Who's Fred Durst?

Me: The singer of that shitty rap metal band Limp Bizkit

Friend: Why would you say that?

Me: Because I have Call of Duty Tourette's
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Call of Duty induced tourettes 

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Failure Shower 

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