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call my mom 

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"
call my mom by Jules P. December 28, 2007

Call my mom 

An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?

Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
Call my mom by asdf91 February 20, 2010

Mom call 

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.
Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.
Mom call by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

Mom call 

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
Mom call by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Call Your Teacher "Mom" 

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
She told him to "call me mommy"
call me mommy by RealRacer May 27, 2023