Call India 

An expression people say when they want someone to call a customer service phone number for a product or service. It comes from the idea that all companies have outsourced their customer service departments to another country, most notably India.

Guy 1: Oh man, I just bought this new router and it's already messing up.
Guy 2: Call India.

Call India by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010

indian call 

when having vaginal sex the man inserts his penis in the girls ass without her knowing. when she screams you move your hand on and off her mouth emitting an indian call like when you were little.

dave gave lucy an indian call she was pissed

indian call by davidIG November 10, 2006