Caledeers 

A group of people who like to steal your shit. Not like objects. Actual shit. A Caledeer will also create weapons out of thin fucking air and accidentally shoot their feet with them. They complain about how they don't pay taxes, and hate it when you record them doing nothing for a long period of time.

FUCK!!! THE CALEDEERS ARE COMING!! HIDE YOUR SHIT!!

Caledeers by SydIsLife July 30, 2022

Caldersexual 

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

Caldersexual by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011

caldersmith 

The guy with the sexiest feet

Person 1: bro look at that guys sexy feet!
Person 2:he must be a caldersmith

caldersmith by Iloveliamsfeet March 13, 2021

Caldersmith 

The guy with the absolute sexist feet

Person 1: bro look at that dudes sexy feet!
Person 2: damn he must be a caldersmith

Caldersmith by Iloveliamsfeet March 13, 2021