Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.
The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.
Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.