Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

Caleb Arthur Booth by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018