Caldwell County 

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'

I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.

Caldwell County by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011

Caldwell County 

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.

A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.' Every teenage girl ends up pregnant, and forever remains a whore. Usually by high school graduation they have a 4 year old, and possibly a younger kid.

Taylor and Avree are bestfriends. They're from Caldwell County, so ofcourse they're druggies, wanna be's, and got knocked up at 14. They're parents must be so proud to have raised them in Caldwell County

Caldwell County by doby_is_a_free_elf May 31, 2012

caldwell county coleslaw 

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

caldwell county coleslaw by dirtydavis November 8, 2021