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AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 19, 2011
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