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Cainunist 

Noun: A prosthelytizer for presidential candidate Herman Cain. These people are often rude, degenerate, and not conservative. More often than not they are rude an refuse to engage logical conversation and instead drive the conversation to ad hominem attacks in order to avoid legitimate debate.

--They refuse to accept that:

He supports the rights of states to completely BAN firearms.

Approved of and supported TARP and bailouts.

Said the economy was fine in 2008 and encouraged people to invest.

His 999 plan creates a new tax and raises taxes similar to Obama's tax plans.

Does not support an audit of the federal reserve which secretly lent trillions to foreign banks and possibly governments.

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Cainunist: STOP LYING ABOUT HERMAN CAIN. HE'S A REAL BLACKMAN WITH A REAL PLAN. HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE'S BLACK AND NOT OBAMA! CAINUNISM IS WHAT WE NEED!
Cainunist by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
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cainalist 

someone who is triggered very often by petty things and / or often contradict themselves about certain topics on social media
most kpop stans are cainalists
cainalist by Ryandigzz October 17, 2020

Cainunism 

Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.
Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.
Cainunism by ComradeCain October 10, 2011
Someone who beats ableists over the head with a rock until they die.
Person 1: "Did you see Ted kill that guy with a rock?"
Person 2: "It's okay, Ted's a cainist."
cainist by giogiodagiostar May 9, 2023

Cainunism 

Cainunism (keyn - yuh - niz - uhm) – noun

1. A theory or system of economic organization based on a wildly optimistic regard for the fiscal discipline of Congress and the President. Adherence to this theory typically requires the suspension of disbelief concerning the ability of increasing the government’s power to tax, without substantive spending cuts, to actually reduce burdens on taxpayers and to produce economic recovery.

2. The intentional use by politicians of resonant slogans which obfuscate and distract some voters from the otherwise conspicuous absence of thoughtful, realistic or realizable fiscal or monetary plans and policies.

Cainunist (keyn - yuh - nist) - adjective

1. Of, characterized by, favoring or relating to Cainunism; Cainunistic

Origin of Cainunism: term used by informed voters to describe the economic-sounding slogans that originated from the 2012 vanity presidential campaign of Herman Cain (1945 – )

Synonyms for Cainunism: 1. Prevarication, 2. Deception, 2. Cozen, 3. Hucksterism, 4. Hoodwink, 5. Sales Pitch, 6. Razzle Dazzle

Antonyms for Cainunism: 1. Common Sense, 2. Objective Reality, 3. Free Market, 4. Tax Reduction, 5. Economic Liberty, 6. Less Government, 7. Constitutionalism, 8. Ron Paul
Cainunism. In a sentence: “Imagining that a ‘9 - 9 - 9’ percent tax ‘plan’ would not soon be 9.9 - 9.9 - 9.9, then 19 - 19 - 19, and so on, is just more magical Cainunist thinking.”
Cainunism by itsnotdelivery October 9, 2011

cannister 

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory
I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat
cannister by ricky May 13, 2005

Canukistan 

Slang for Canada; nothing to do with Pat whoever in 2002. It refers to the fact we live in a socialist, almost communist state. It is a warning for all who care for their liberty or freedom to stay away. Unless you like the government being your mother.
Living in Canukistan means giving all your hard earned money to some lame government program you do not support; Canukistan!
Canukistan by Free State Project December 12, 2012
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