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Crackwagon 

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol
Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

crackwagon 

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.
crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

crackwagon 

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.
Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.
crackwagon by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

Cockwagon 

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.
Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.
Cockwagon by Howl42 May 27, 2009

Cockwagon 

My brother is being a cockwagon
Cockwagon by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022

cockwagon 

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.
Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??
cockwagon by Bill McGay February 17, 2008