Cack Wagon

When a particular place mainly a drinking establishment has clientele that are somewhat unsavoury or feral. This can also be used for regional areas if necessary.

"Hey Dan! Have you been in the Bulls head recently? It's turned into a right cack wagon since the new magistrates court opened next door."

by Saustin1985 September 2, 2018

Crackwagon

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

crackwagon

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

crackwagon

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

Cockwagon

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.

Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.

by Howl42 May 27, 2009

Cockwagon

A stupid person or thing

My brother is being a cockwagon

by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022

cockwagon

To be consistantly un-employed due to termination. To consistantly over exagagerate and lie. To consistantly tell people of magical cars and engines that never make it to the race track.

Can u believe the bullshit that comes out of that cockwagons mouth??

by Bill McGay February 17, 2008