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Cab Driver 

When having sex with a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass while grabbing one ass cheek, then rotating your hand and grabbing the other ass cheek. Much like turning the steering wheel of a car. You are then driving the cab.
She let out a deep moan when I stuck my thumb in her ass and gave her a cab driver
Cab Driver by cadman79 June 28, 2008
Words you can keep

Cab Driver 

Cocktail. Vodka & Cabernet Savignon on ice. Like a Screwdriver, only instead of orange juice, it's got Cabernet, ergo "Cab Driver". Get it?
Wash the dishes, rake up the dog crap, and make me a Cab Driver. Not in that order.
Cab Driver by Ellie Gallalion June 30, 2007

Cab Driver 

Guy 1: "I-I be fffucked up yo."

Guy 2: "Call a-a-a cab brooo."

Cab Driver: "Ah shit."
Cab Driver by Skigz August 19, 2010

Cab Driver's Ass 

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
Cab Driver's Ass by finalphoenix March 10, 2014

paying the cab driver

1. to repay someone sexually
2. sexcapades
3. any sexual act with an unknown person
I didn't have any money so I just payed the cab driver.

This weekend I payed the cab driver with a random guy on the street.

Last night I was paying the cab driver when my boyfriend walked in.

The Indian Cab Driver 

The act in which you are driving a couple home in the backseat of your car and as she straddles her partner you formally invite yourself into a threesome by reaching back while driving and fingering her from behind.
"Dude, I gave this girl The Indian cab driver for 20 minutes last night and her boyfriend had no idea!"

Cash cab driver beatdown 

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.
What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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