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CUCK-WEDDING 

CUCK-WEDDING - A formal or semi-formal ceremony marking the mutual agreement between a submissive male, his legal wife and another DOMINANT or ALPHA male to allow for the dominant to have his way with the frustrated wife.

During a CUCK-WEDDING the sub-male/CUCKOLD pledges to allow and encourage his wife to service the sexual needs of her REAL MAN/ALPHA MALE while he also pledges to encourage and be thankful to the STUD. The husband also pledges to eagerly clean the creampie of his wife after the STUD fills her cunt with cum. The wife pledges to serve the alpha male 1st in all things sexually by being his whore and to actively humiliate and degrade her husband while she is serving her man. The ALPHA MALE pledges to always give the sexual pleasure the wife needs and swears to humiliate the husband while he is using his whore. The ALPHA-MALE has breeding rights and can order the cuckold to do anything he likes. (FOOT RUBS, THE SERVING OF DRINKS AND FOOD, CASH PAYMENTS ETC...
During the CUCK-WEDDING as a Cuckold I was at my rightful spot. I was on my knees at the feet of the APLHA MALE watching him take over my wife and my life.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012