Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Crumming

The act of making crums while eating

I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.

by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

by richard vendor October 22, 2012